[Transcript of Episode 8: ‘James Bond: Hero or Traitor?’ from 06/06/17]

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INTRO

 Welcome, I’m the Conspiracy Man. In this series we’ll be blowing the lid off many of the world’s biggest conspiracies that the man doesn’t want you to know about.

 With the recent passing of Roger Moore, now is a good time to look at his most famous role. Based on the Ian Fleming series of books James Bond films have been part of the cultural zeitgeist for over 5 decades and are renowned for their quality as pieces of cinematic art, kind of. But the films have a secret sinister agenda.

 MY NAME IS BOND, JIMMY BOND

 The 24^th and most recent film was 2015’s Spectre, in which the evil criminal mastermind turns out to be the superspy’s long-lost brother – which was exactly the same as in the third Austen Powers movie. But Spectre didn’t rip off Austen Powers even though it came out after – it’s another case of time travel plagiarism.

 Similar to Doctor Who, several actors have played James Bond. Daniel Craig has played 007 in four movies but is reticent to continue in the role with reports that the studio is willing to offer massive money for him to continue in the role – which is odd since James Bond is the most replaceable role in the movie industry. He’s already been replaced 5 times so no-one’s going to care. So maybe spend some of that 50 mil on making a movie that doesn’t suck and rip off comedy spoofs.

 There has been much speculation on who will replace Craig as the next Bond. Recent rumors have talked about popular actors such as Tom Hiddleston and Tom Hardy as favourites to don the tuxedo. There’s also been talk about the possibility of having a minority actor portray the role such as Idris Elba, although he is too ‘street’ to play Bond. Maybe if the social justice warriors get their way we can have a woman play Bond.

VILE VILLAINOUS VILLAINS

 In these movies, there’s something odd about the villains. You would think a superspy would be battling those rotten Communists and other evil regimes as well as foiling plots by megalomaniacal supervillains trying to take over the world. But this really isn’t the case. He certainly stops those supervillains, but he rarely ever takes on the Commies, at least as the main bad guys. The main villains in the Bond series are actually … businessmen?

 Yes -  in many, many Bond movies the main bad guy is not an evil dictator or Commie but an evil businessman, either with a plot to get even richer or to take over-slash-destroy the world.

 The biggest villain in the series, SPECTRE, is a criminal business syndicate. SPECTRE and their subsidiaries have been the baddies in most of the Sean Connery and Craig movies. In many of the Fleming stories the bad guys were not SPECTRE but SMERSH, a Soviet espionage group. That makes this seem even more suspicious but at least clears Mr Fleming.

 Here’s some more examples –

-          In Goldfinger – the baddie is Auric Goldfinger, a successful businessman who is actually a gold smuggler.

-          In the Roger Moore 1977 entry, The Spy Who Loved Me, the bad guy is a successful businessman who wants to nuke the world and start a new world under the sea.

-          The next film, Moonraker, similarly has a billionaire want to destroy the world while he waits it out in space.

-          In For Your Eyes Only a Greek shipping magnate named Aristotle is the main bad guy, certainly not at all referencing a real life Greek shipping magnate named Aristotle.

-          Christopher Walken’s villain in A View to A Kill is a leading microchip manufacturer.

-          In the first Timothy Dalton Bond, 1987’s The Living Daylights, you have an evil American arms dealer.

-          In the Pierce Brosnan Bond film, Tomorrow Never Dies, the villain is a media mogul trying to spark war between China and Britain, who is based off real life supervillain Rupert Murdoch.

 Admittedly sometimes there are Soviet villains, but these tend to be rogue generals, who often are doing it for money, having been seduced by decadent capitalism. In fact, Communists are sometimes allied with 007, such as when he teams up with sexy Russian agent lady in The Spy Who Loved Me, and a sexy Commie Chinese agent in Tomorrow Never Dies. In other movies even they are shown as rivals they are generally shown in a reasonable light and sometimes even are friendly and do nice things.

A SECRET PLOT

 This is propaganda plain and simple – this anti-capitalist narrative shows us how James Bond movies are actually Communist propaganda! This film series is essentially a Trojan horse – normal leftist artsy propaganda is never going to be seen by anyone other than beret-wearing hipsters and would be resisted by most of the population. But this is big budget action for the general populace, so no-one would suspect this as propaganda that subtly plants the idea that capitalism is evil. In addition to this, the Bond movies glorify spying – something any good Communist regime will be doing a lot of, mostly on their own citizens.

 But is it any surprise though? The leftist liberal agenda have already taken over academia in order to control our thoughts and bend our views to their will through controlling the narrative to subtly push their propaganda on us. And it’s not just on the campuses. Hollywood and the movie industry have always been full of PC pinko Commies going back even to the 1940’s as shown by Senator Joe McCarthy, who heroically tried to expose this, which resulted in the blacklisting of prominent Tinseltown figures such as screenwriter Dalton Trumbo – an actual Communist Party member. Plus we all know why so many in Hollywood we’re anti-the-Vietnam War, wink-wink.

 In the spirit of true patriot Joe McCarthy, I’m going to name names – the Broccoli family are Communists. United Artists, MGM, Sony Pictures –all Communists.

OUTRO

 Provided I am not sent to a re-education facility I shall return ...  in the next thrilling instalment. What conspiracy will I be shaking but not stirring? Well, let me just say – Apocalypse, no, not like the X-Men movie. Armageddon – no, definitely not that movie. The End Of The World. Scared – you should be?

Starring: George Lazenby

Written by: Ian Fleming

Edited by: Albert Broccoli

Music by: John Barry