[Transcript of Episode 12: ‘The REAL True Story of 9/11’ from 09/03/17]
INTRO
Welcome, I’m the
Conspiracy Man. In this series we’ll be blowing the lid off many of the world’s
biggest conspiracies that the man doesn’t want you to know about. I’m recording
here in my secret underground shelter where no-one can find me.
Well, it had to
happen eventually – I had to do a 9/11 episode. When I first started this
series I knew I’d have to cover the September 11 attacks, so I may as well get
it over with.
Now, we all know the
official story about 9/11 – the story they fed us and expect us to believe –
that September 11 was a false flag operation by the CIA in order to justify the
invasion of Iraq. Sure, all the brainless masses have accepted that story, but
we know better.
Of course, that’s shady,
I mean, they didn’t even put one Iraqi as one of the terrorists, most were
Saudis and the rest from other Arab states. It would have been great
justification to invade Saudi Arabia though.
A NOTE ABOUT TERROR
One thing people seem
to forget about 9/11 is how hard it is to top with another terror attack. Even
in this age of terror, nothing has come close to 9/11, either in terms of sheer
casualties or psychological impact. It’s almost impossible to top that – aside
from nuclear weapons or blowing up the Capitol building while Congress is
sitting. That might seem a bit of a callous thing to say since a death is still
a death but numbers and impact matter – the whole point of terrorism is to
inflict … terror. If everything pales in comparison to 9/11 it just can’t have
the impact you want.
THE SHOCKING COVER-UP
If it wasn’t a secretive
false-flag inside job – then what was it? There is a small fringe group who
believe the attacks were committed by a group of Islamic fundamentalist
terrorists. But the people toting that are probably just Islamophobic.
No, the real story is
even more shocking – I’ve secretly obtained footage that proves the real
culprits we’re not fanatics or the government – it was ALIENS! Yes aliens.
What you are looking
at now is footage I have obtained captured by some surprisingly high-quality
cameras of 2 of these ‘meta-humans’ fighting and causing untold destruction to
skyscrapers [NOTE: for footage refer to YouTube link at top of article]. This certainly explains how the second tower fell since how could
a plane flying into it cause that to happen? Oh, the mundanity!
And it has happened
again since. Here is more footage of various ‘meta-humans’ having another fight
destroying buildings – although apparently it’s completely deserted.
Let’s not forget the
people who suffered for this.
NEXT TIME
Provided I am not a
victim of the decadent West I shall return ...
in the future. What conspiracy will I be blowing hundreds of millions of
dollars on? Well, let me just say – MLB – Major League Beelzebub. Scared – you
should be?
Starring: Clark Kent
Written by: David S. Goyer
Directed by: Zack Snyder
Universe Creator: DC Comics
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