[Transcript of Episode 3: ‘Con-Fusion’ from 12/11/16]

https://youtu.be/EvW0Jlo5JtU

INTRO

 Welcome, I’m the Conspiracy Man. In this series we’ll be blowing the lid off many of the world’s biggest conspiracies that the man doesn’t want you to know about. I’m recording here in my secret underground shelter where no-one can find me.

 This week we’ll be looking at a conspiracy to withhold a great new technology from the world in order to … well, I’ll get to that that time. Fusion power is the holy grail of electricity generation. It’s a way to produce near limitless power safely and potentially very cheaply. But like the actual holy grail, it’s forever out of grasp, yet tantalisingly reachable.

Sure, we’ve had nuclear power for years – but that’s using nuclear fission, not fusion. Fission is like just burning some wood in a fire – fusion is getting the fire and turning it back into wood.

THE NEXT ITER-ATION

 The big current hope for fusion is ITER, the International Thermonuclear Experimental Reactor, which for some reason is located in Nice, France. I’m not sure why. Must be easier science-ing there than in Manchester. It’s a joint project from the EU, China, India, America, Russia, Japan and the good Korea.

Manchester: A hard place to science in.

Nice: A nice place to conduct science.

 So why has fusion power failed to materialise? Of course, evil energy companies have had something to do with it. The sinister megacorporations that form more established power generation technologies such as the giant solar and wind industries have had a big hand in stifling fusion power, and I suppose fossil fuel companies have probably had something to do with it too.

 But there’s something more at play here – fusion power is so powerful that not even these groups could stop it. It’s the kind of thing that can only be stopped by people at the very top – the governments of the world! Or the 1-world government behind the governments of the world. Sure, they look like they support by giving some funding but that’s just a cover so they can look like they aren’t against it and also can keep an eye and control the project that way.

ABUSE OF POWER

 But why would everyone be so against fusion power – it seems so perfect. To answer this let us look at something else – oil, black gold, Texas tea. In recent years the price of oil has collapsed – according to Wikipedia, in September 2014 the price of US Texas crude oil was over $100 a barrel but by 2016 the price was all the way down in the 30’s, lower than even during the GFC. Part of this price fall is due to soft demand reflecting a weakly growing world economy. But the other reason for this shock price drop is on the supply side – world oil production has exploded. Metaphorically. Unlike BP’s oil production, which literally exploded. Greater production in North America, the lifting of Western sanctions on Iran allowing them to sell more oil, then a massive production increase by Saudi Arabia, looking to cripple the North American shale industry.

 This price fall has triggered stock market jitters and a fear of economic collapse. But why? Sure, if you’re one of the countries that relies greatly on oil export money for their economy like Venezuela or Saudi Arabia this would be a problem, but this would be a boom for other countries that use a lot a lot of petroleum but produce little. Certainly, for the overall global economy this should be great since cheaper fuel allows everything to be done cheaper. But for some reason it was a worry for the global economy and had people worried.

NEXT TIME ...

 So, while you might think that cheap unlimited fusion power would be a boon for the world economy and only affect the renewables and the fossil fuel industry, you’d be wrong. You’re stupid. Fusion power will provide the world with clean, cheap, limitless energy – and thus send the global economy into a depression.

 Provided I am not taken out by the powers that be I shall return ...  when I return. Eventually. What deep conspiracy will I be sniffing out like a dog sniffing out shit? Well, let me just say – no country for any men. Scared – you should be?

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Update:

 If you’ll recall in a previous episode I exposed the real threat behind the US Presidential election and why the candidates were so undesirable – it’s a fucking lizard people conspiracy. Since Donald Trump won the vote there has been some talk on who the Democrats will pick for the 2020 election. I have seen an exclusive photo of the new candidate and his running mate.

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