[Transcript of Episode 18 (Series 2, Episode 2): Nibiru Confirmed!!!’ from 14/4/18]
INTRO
Welcome, I’m the
Conspiracy Man.
Nibiru is coming!
Nibiru is coming! The infamous space body is real.
PLANET NEIN
Nibiru is not the
first hidden object in our neighbourhood. After Neptune’s discovery in 1846,
astronomers theorised about a new planet, Planet X. This was found to be
justified when Pluto was discovered in 1930. Even after this discovery
scientists were talking about a new Planet X that might exist in the outer
reaches of the solar system.
The official reason
Pluto got demoted a few year ago was because we found a whole new bunch of
similar type objects out there – the dwarf planets. We’re finding new ones all
the time now.
Then there’s objects
like Nemesis and Tyche, proposed by astronomers as super-remote bodies with
massive elliptical orbits. Nemesis is hypothesised to have caused large-scale
extinction events on Earth in times past, such as killing the dinosaurs,
possibly through disturbing comets in the Oort Cloud and causing them to enter
the inner solar system.
All these come from
astronomers and scientists who laugh at the idea of Nibiru – talk about
hypocrites.
Various experts have
put forth theories on Nibiru but there does seem to be some disagreement on
what Nibiru is. Is it a rogue brown or red dwarf; a star; a comet; a gas giant;
an asteroid; a planet; a robot; a mini solar system; or even a planet full of
advanced intelligent extra-terrestrials. We seem to lack consensus on its form,
but we are 100% certain it is real and will destroy us.
I SAVED THE WORLD
Sure, people may
scoff at all the times people have claimed the Nibiru cataclysm is coming but didn’t.
It was supposed to come past Earth and destroy us in 2003 and didn’t happen. In
2012 some connected it with the Mayan calendar 2012 apocalypse, but it didn’t
happen. Then in 2017 various experts predicted Nibiru would come but it didn’t.
It’s even been predicted for this year and again hasn’t happened … yet.
This doesn’t mean
Nibiru is a fairy-tale. Just because people get dates wrong doesn’t mean it
won’t happen.
Another reason Nibiru
hasn’t come is explained via science – through concepts like the observer
effect, quantum mechanics and Schrodinger’s Cat. If people believe Nibiru is
coming to end the world that stops it from happening. I have already explained
this in a previous episode [Conspiracy Man: The Truth Behind The Apocalypse. Series 1, Episode 9].
SEEING IS BELIEVING
Many people have
claimed to see Nibiru and taken various faked photos. You can find many of
these supposed sightings of Nibiru on the internet. All these have been refuted
and disproven. These faked ones are actually false flags planted by the
astronomical elites. They’re good at faking photographs and footage - they’ve
been doing it since the Moon landings. The reason for these is to make us think
that all this Nibiru stuff is bull. The real proof gets obscured in all the
faked-up crap. It’s a classic diversion tactic to keep people from seeing the
truth.
But I’ve seen Nibiru with
mine own eyes and I have the photographic proof. Boom!
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| The proof you can't deny. |
What else could that
be? It’s far too big in the sky to one of the other planets like Mars or
Jupiter. Here’s the Sun, so it’s not the Sun. No way that’s a comet or asteroid
and it definitely can’t be the moon since that only comes out at night.
If you take a close
look you’ll notice that you can almost see through it – there’s a faint hint of
the blue sky coming through, it makes it look as if it’s almost transparent.
This makes sense since people always talk about how hard Nibiru is to actually
see and why we have so much trouble seeing it, even with regular telescopes.
Let’s see the scientific
establishment refute this one. Those liars!
It’s coming, and NASA
has no way to stop it – only Elon Musk can save us now!
NEXT TIME …
Provided I am not
taken out by the powers that be I shall return. So long as I’m not hit on the
head by a meteorite. What conspiracy will I be watching through a telescope? We
already know the Royal Family aren’t human – but they aren’t even English. Scared
– you should be?
Starring: North
Written by: South
Edited by: East
Music by: West
